Kill Tony Hits Netflix & Kyle Dunnigan’s Most Hated Impression | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave we have Tom Segura and guest bear Kyle Dunnigan! After both appearing on "Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed", now streaming on Netflix, they've got some thoughts and reactions from that insane event to share with of you. They also discuss Kyle's weird dating history, his interest in taller women, and how he finds dates in a world of dating apps. Kyle also has a massive collection of impressions he unloads, including Caitlyn Jenner, RFK Jr, Joe Biden, and the infamous Bill Maher impression that Bill Maher just absolutely loves okaaayy. They also exchange stories about bombing at private events and Kyle tells Tom all about the time he worked Tony Robbins' weird birthday party. Lot of stories, lot of impressions, check it out!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 283
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:14 - Tall Chicks, Kinks, & Awkward Hook-ups
00:07:56 - Kill Tony: Kill Or Be Killed
00:13:14 - Favorite Dating App
00:19:19 - Contrarian Dating History
00:30:02 - How To Pick Up A Woman
00:40:05 - Kyle's Instagram Impressions
00:48:53 - Elon Musk
00:52:59 - Tony Robbins Birthday
00:55:59 - Tony Big Words
01:00:31 - Bombing At Private Events
01:10:05 - Always Working
01:12:47 - Kyle Wants To Be Adopted
01:16:51 - Wrap Up
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Joey "CoCo" Diaz is back, baby! This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer welcomes the legend himself, Joey Diaz to join him in the cave. Uncle Joey recently had a health scare and was forced to spend some time in the hospital. He's doing alright now, but the worst part about it all was the blue balls and repressed feelings of horniness he felt. Jose and Bart also talk about falling back in love with comedy, slowing down your touring, the mass comedy exodus of Los Angeles, moving during a pandemic, the early days doing comedy with Rogan, the best Ralphie May stories, comic actors, saying whatever you want, and how important parking spots are in major cities. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 282
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:43 - Falling Back In Love With Comedy
00:08:06 - Early Days With Rogan
00:15:29 - Slowing Down
00:19:49 - Reality Calls
00:30:04 - Parking Perks
00:32:30 - Hospital
00:41:48 - The Podcasting Problem
00:47:19 - Specials & Live Albums
00:52:46 - Ralphie May
01:17:35 - Future Plans, Pandemic Moves, & Los Angeles
01:25:20 - Say Whatever You Want
01:28:29 - Comics & Comic Actors
01:34:01 - Farts & Plugs
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2 Bears Live From SXSW | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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Bert and Tom take 2 Bears 1 Cave on location at SXSW, broadcasting straight from The Portal, a Por Osos sponsored party house—where the drinks are flowing, fans are mingling, and people are literally jumping off the roof into the pool.
The chaos kicks off as Bert calls back to an insane AI-generated video called "Fat N-word Season," that does in fact exist. From there, they tackle the big questions in life, like what is the perfect boob size and do Black guys really not always fit all the way in during intercourse?
They also get deep about comedians being forgotten in pop culture history, before immediately pivoting to Bert’s questionable SXSW outfit and how he narrowly avoided disaster with Magic Johnson. Ari Shaffir’s name comes up, Bert lays some praise on Tom for his Robert Smith costume on YMH Live X, and Tom tries to wrap his head around Bert becoming friends with Mel Gibson at a UFC event—which might just be the most Bert Kreischer thing ever.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 281
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:47 - Fat Big Word Season
00:07:07 - Perfect Size
00:14:15 - The Legacy Of Comedians
00:18:48 - Dudes Jumping Off The Roof & Ari Shaffir
00:28:16 - Bert's Outfit
00:32:29 - Magic Johnson & King's Coronation
00:38:28 - Mel Gibson
00:48:08 - YMH Live X
00:55:35 - Hunger For Touring & Hanging With Fans
01:03:22 - Bert's Death Wish
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The Hottest & Baldest Episode Ever w/ Sean Evans | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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In this wild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom's co-host Bert is nursing a wing injury, so Tom has brought in a man who knows a thing a two about wings, the great Sean Evans!
Sean hosts the hottest interview show Hot Ones and sits in the interview chair to play Tom's own version of Hot Ones, except it involves scrotum sniffing...you'll see. The two chat about how the show has become a cultural phenomenon, the legacy of Chicago sports, Sasquatch, handwritten Quentin Tarantino scripts, weathermen, deep dish pizza, the Oscars, Bryce Mitchell, trustworthy news anchors, and Tom reveals when he will finally start watching "Severance". Sean also tells a cool story about how he became friends with Dave Grohl despite being kinda responsible for him shitting himself. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 280
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:18 - Hot Ones
00:10:11 - Beautiful Bald Hotties
00:15:18 - Tom's Show Pitch
00:21:46 - How's Your Anus Doing?
00:26:06 - Chicargo Sports
00:35:22 - Sasquatch & Quentin Tarantino
00:40:01 - The Oscars
00:44:50 - Bryce Mitchell
00:51:13 - Chicago Deep Dish, Porn Docs, & Weathermen
00:57:32 - Clip: David Letterman The Weatherman
00:58:44 - National News Guys
01:03:31 - This Guy Gets It
01:09:19 - What's Sean Watching
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Bob Dylan Sucks | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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In this wet and mild episode of 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on everything that's been going on since the last time they were face to face. They debate who the strongest comedian is, Bert claims it's himself, Tom suggests Godfrey or Carrot Top. Who do you think it is? The bears also talk about how cities kind of blow, Bob Dylan sorta sucks, Mussolini inventing fascism, Bert's big summer plans, Chrissy D performing at MSG on 9/11, plus some Oscars thoughts, some opinions on refrigerated food, and the different flavors of Spanish around the world. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 279
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:12 - Strongest Comedian Living
00:09:16 - Medical Emergency In Show
00:17:43 - Georgia's Trip To Spain
00:22:45 - Bert's IG Feed
00:26:28 - Horrible IG Feed
00:31:31 - Mussolini Deep Dive
00:35:42 - Mean Girls
00:39:53 - Fridge Food
00:41:33 - Coffee Drinks
00:46:27 - Top Dog Coffee
00:53:10 - Spanish Accents
00:59:10 - Emilia Perez
01:02:00 - The Oscars Are Over
01:06:24 - Bob Dylan
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